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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 18, 2006 18:47:29 GMT
By this time, both crews were beating each other up. Davy Jones and Jack stood stock still, looking at each other from one another's ships. Jack, was looking a BIT scared, but he still couldn't move. "Help me........" he said in a muffled voice to Barbossa "He's giving me EVIL EVIL EVIL evils!" davy jones was indeed giving Jack evil evils. He was glaring with the most scary face ever. It would have even frightened Barbossa!!!!! (omg)
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 18, 2006 18:51:45 GMT
Barbossa, turned to face Jack "You just going to stand there Jaaaack?" he asked, thinking the captain should be in charge not standing there saying 'he's giving me evils' as if Jack and Davy Jones were two young children, Barbossa rolled his eyes at Jack and once again began fighting.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 18, 2006 18:58:13 GMT
Jack looked back at Jones. He was still doing it for some bizarre reason, even when one of Jack's crew tried to chop his head off, but he just throttled him with a tentacle. Jack charged towards him screaming and sliced at him. He managed to jump the whole distance between the 2 ships while jumping on ropes of course, but then Davy Jones appeared to be shocked by this sudden attack, and blocked Jack's attack. The fight that followed was amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing!!! half of Jones's crew stopped to watch and so did Jack's. Jack knew he couldnt die, so this would be easy......... apart from the fact they didnt have Davy's heart. "SH********T!!!" Jack shouted randomly as he remembered this. He couldnt kill Jones, even if he chopeed his head off - they needed the heart.
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 20, 2006 19:10:59 GMT
Barbossa grabbed a rope and swang over to the Flying Dutchman, Dany Jones was standing RIGHT in front of Jack, Barbossa rolled his eyes, coming up with a plan to get out of this mess, he walked over to them and said "Arrrrr what be the point in fighting, ye be two immortal souls locked in endless battle till judgment day and trumpets sound, whats the use, ye should talk" both crews turned around and stared in amazment at what Barbossa just said, he gave them a look as if to say 'what?'.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 20, 2006 19:19:13 GMT
Jack looked at Barbossa and thought 'omg hes turned into an AGONY AUNT!!!!!!!!!!' Jack's face sudddenly looked like wen u try 2 hold back a HUGE laugh but then he burst out laughing and laughed until he collapsed. Davy Jones, Barbossa and the crew staredfor ages. Then the crew slowly joined in, for no apparent reason (well, to them anyway).
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 20, 2006 19:21:16 GMT
Barbossa hung his head in shame, he was never going to live this down, and he'd only been trying to help, he walked away, towards Jack the monkey, but even she was laughing at him
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 20, 2006 19:27:29 GMT
Jack couldn't help it! he couldn't get the image out of his head. But he saw Barbossa, his 1st mate and good friend (though he mutinied but Jack 4gets things like that...) walk away sadly. He decided to give it a go. Through his laughter he staggered up and said to Jones. "So Davy, lets sort this out. We are both immortal, savvy? So we can't die and it'll go on 4eva, just like ol' Barb said. So we must put our disagreements aside and make a treaty. Savvy?" Jack held his hand out confidently to Jones.
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 20, 2006 19:29:24 GMT
Barbossa turned around when he heared what Jack said, he cheered up and smiled at Jack.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 20, 2006 19:34:03 GMT
Davy Jones on the other hand, merely sliced off Jack's hand. "Oi! That was my rum hand!" shouted Jack. He picked it up and tried in vain to fix it back on. "What am i gonna do wen the curse is lifted..." then he thought of not being able to drink rum in his trusty rum hand. His eyes filled with tears at the thought
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 20, 2006 19:37:38 GMT
Barbossa realised his idea was stupid and was not going to work, he saw Jack was upset, but then realised that Jack had just been rude to Davy Jones, even though they were both immortal, Davy still had the power and authority in the oceans to 'send the pearl back to the depths' as he would say.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 20, 2006 19:39:04 GMT
but at the same time as Jack's eyes filled with tears he was suddenly full of rage and swiped ferociously at Jones and went into a full swing battle again.
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 20, 2006 20:05:30 GMT
Barbossa rolled his eyes once again, "Bloody pirates!" he said turning away, he went back to the Pearl, he went into his cabin and began to read a book (he was one of the few pirates who could read)
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 21, 2006 15:15:38 GMT
Davy Jones and Jack fight on well into the night. It carried on into the next day! Both crews soon got bored before 3a.m. and went bak to the Pearl. There, the two crews had a drink and got drunk while the deserted Dutchman was host to Jack and Jones' fight. At about midday, Davy Jones suddenly sat down and sighed. Jack, panting, was taken aback, and Jones said "Sit down Jack, your 1st mate is right - theres no point in this. Have a rum." he offered jack a bottle which Jack gratefully took and sat down next to Jones. Both of them were savagely slashed all over and half of Jones' beard-tentacles were cut off. Jack on the other hand, was bleeding very badly all over. One side of his face was severed and pouring blood. I'll leave out other details... "So, as I cant die and you are thirsty for my blood, why dont u take a sip, then give it a break? We cant settle this over a fight, savvy?" said Jack. Jones looked at Jack suspiciously. "Hmmmm... Well, you could of course join my crew as you aught to have done, or you'll have to harvest all those 99 souls for me" Jack on the other hand wasn't listening. He was too involved in drinking his rum. He hadn't been drunk for over 12 hours remember...
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 21, 2006 15:22:49 GMT
Barbossa woke up the next morning and walked onto the Pearl's deck, the crew from both ships were sprawled over it snoring loudly, Barbossa looked and saw that Jack and Davy Jones were nowhere to be seen, he began searching for them, knowing they would probably still be fighting, but he couldn't hear anything, he carried on his search.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 21, 2006 16:56:40 GMT
Meanwhile, Jones and Jack were getting a bit tipsey. :-o They were argueing about who had the cooler ship; "Nnnn*hic*o! Cos the Pearl is faster than the Dutchman! Oh come on, crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out! Ah, speak of the Devil, Barbossa!" said Jack, catching sight of Barbossa as he said the last few words. "Don't yu agree that the Pearl is much more of a beauty than the Dutchman?" Jack said, holding his bottle up to the blazing sun. The gash in Jacks face was still gushing blood and didnt seem like it was healing, though thankfully Jack couldn't feel it. Jones cut in before Barbossa could answer and said "Ah, but your forgetting jack, that the Dutchman is faster AGINST the wind which can be an advantage...2 he stroked his beard, then feeling that half of it was gone, spluttered "Mary mother of Gods! I CAN'T PLAY MY ORGAN!!!!!!!!" he yelled and started to cry. Jack looked like he'd just seen a singing cat dance infront of him and stared at Jones in utter amazement. Then said returning his attention to Barbossa, "So, who's ship is the better? The Pearl or the Dutchman?" he said over Jones' wails and he smiled in a typical Jack way, the blood from his cheeks gushing more freely.
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