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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 22, 2006 14:36:26 GMT
Jack caught the apple after it hit him on the head, and feeling dazed, looked back to Barbossa in time to see him pouring HIS PRECIOUS RUM OVER BOARD! Jack stared in horror at what Barbossa had just done, his mouth opening and shutting like a goldfish then ran at Barbossa and restled him over board. He watched in satisfaction as Barbossa fell in the water and griined like a shark. "And you can stay there with your BLOODY APPLES!!!" he screamed as he chucked the apple he was holding at his head and pouring another basket of apples after him.
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 22, 2006 15:15:07 GMT
Barbossa was treading water in the cold sea, he was glad he couldn't feel the coldness ofthe seawater, one of the falling apples hit Barbossa square on the forehead, he looked up to see Jack smiling at him, Jack the monkey jumped down from the crows nest, and pushed Jack into the sea with Barbossa when Jacklanded Barbossa splashed him and took his hat back.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 22, 2006 15:28:36 GMT
Jack growls and snatches it back. A tug of war proceeded. Jack, while doing this he cursed and got his gun out and shot the monkey and it fell back. Jack grinned and carried on tugging. He won it back (somehow) and laughed then climbed the rigging quickly. When he reached the top, it was to find both crews crowded together, staring at Jack. "Erm..." said Jack, "Barbossa I think you'd better come up," he called into the sea. It was raining hard and it was now evening
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 22, 2006 15:47:13 GMT
Barbossa did as his captain ordered and climbed back onto the Pearl, he saw both crews looking at them both, but there was no sign of Davy Jones anywhere this was not good...
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 22, 2006 15:57:56 GMT
Jack handed Barbossa's hat back to Barbossa slowly without looking at him, then walked through the crowd and shouted "DAVY JOOOOOOOOOOONES!!!" and waited. Jones' crew looked shifty, they of course knew where and what their captain was doing... "You sailor! Where's your Captain?" he asked suddenly of a shark-headed man, one of Jones' crew. he answered "No Cap'n. He disappeared after we drank with your crew..." he said shiftily, thinking that Jones wouldn't be happy with them getting drunk...
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 22, 2006 16:28:49 GMT
Barbossa stood watching Jack as he shouted, then he scenced something, he turned around to look at the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones was at the had of the ship, drunk. Singing "yo ho yo ho a pirates life me" (!!!) Barbossa stared at Davy, "What in the name of..." both crews turned around to see Davy, they all looked incredibly confused.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 22, 2006 16:47:18 GMT
Jack turned slowly and stared at Davy in a 'what the hell' kind of look. Then he suddenly realised that he would never be drunk again himself He felt like crying again, but resisted and walked over to the Dutchman and to the prow and leaned over. "What's up mate?" he asked him brightly over the edge. Davy turned his head - he was sucking a tentacle in the way a toddler sucks their thumb. Jack looked bewildered for a moment, then Davy said "I WANT MY ORGAN!!!!!!" Jack turned to Barbossa and said "I think he's lost it, he might need the head bashing treatment. I'll do it!!!" he said at once then said "HAUL 'IM UP THEN!" to his crew. They all at once ran over and dragged Jones up. jack then asked Barbossa "Hold him up under the arms."
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 22, 2006 17:04:05 GMT
barbossa held him, knowing how much Jack was going to enjoy beating up Davy Jones, Barbossa prepared for the heavy impact...
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 22, 2006 17:26:29 GMT
Jack rubbed his hands together, a demonic look in his eye as he looked at Jones, who was now making lots of popping noises with his mouth. Jack lifted a fist and, smiling, punched Jones over and over again. Jones lifted his head slowly with tears in his eyes, then Jack punched him again and his face cleared. He suddenly looked bewildered, then embarassed and then absolutely furious. Jack's manic smile died as the expression of fury came onto Jones' face. He wrenched his arm out of Barbossa's grip and straightened up slowly, the anger burning in his eyes. Jack was now quite terrified and was backing away from Jones, the crowd of pirates clearing a path for him and jones who was walking slowly towards Jack
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 22, 2006 17:42:29 GMT
Barbossa watched with satisfaction as Jack was advanced upon by Jones - he was still angry at him for chucking his apples away! Then he walked into the middle of the ship's deck, stroked his beard and said "I'm hungry."
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 22, 2006 17:44:16 GMT
Jack said "Barbossa, this is NOT the time for apples!" but chucks one at him for luck. "Little help," he said in a high voice as Jones was approaching him
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 23, 2006 17:24:56 GMT
"Aaarrrr, what am I supposed to do Jaaaaaaaaack?" he said standing in a way that wasn't very bothered leaning on the mast a slight smile on his face as he watched Jack being terrified by Jones who's eyes looked like they could kill.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 23, 2006 17:33:21 GMT
Jack WAS terrified and he gave Barbossa a look of disgust before turning to Jones, but before Jack could speak, Jones said "Jack Sparrow, who do you think you are, hitting ME! I should be the one hitting YOU or feeding you to the Kraken!" his voice grew from a deadly whisper to a furious shout. Jack stuttered incomprehensibly before he said "Now Jones, it was neccessary! You were drunk out of yr mind - we had t-" "-No Jack, you didn't. You did it to get me back, didn't you??!!" he yelled in Jack's face
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 23, 2006 17:40:40 GMT
Barbossa watched, enjoying the show. He walked over to join in, this was too much fun too miss out on, "Arrrr, well Davy, ye were VERY drunk, but Jaaaaack here did not have to hit you, I am the one here who nobody is annoyed with, therefore I can easily join in this arguement without any of ye caring..." Barbossa carried on rambling on, not realising he was in fact annoying everyone, Davy Jones rolled his eyes and looked at Jack, they both nodded in agreement and shoved Barbossa overboard.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 23, 2006 17:46:57 GMT
Jack looked smugly over the edge of the ship and smiled at Barbossa then turned to Jones and they shook hands, then threw an arm over Jones' shoulders and handed him a bottle of rum and they both roared with laughter. Both crews seeing that the show was over, shrugged and all started yet another party. Jones was soon very drunk (Jack not being able to be drunk because of the curse) and Jack was just normal - he was jealous of Jones for this but carried on pretending to be drunk anyway...
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