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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 23, 2006 17:50:35 GMT
Barbossa had swam over to the Pearl and began pouring the rum into the sea, he was sick and tired of Jack's games, enough was enough, he hid the apples so that Jack could never find them to get rid of them, he laughed evily as he did this.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 24, 2006 17:20:51 GMT
Jack meanwhile, was blissfully unaware of what his EVIL first mate was doing. He was still making a good impression of being drunk (as he is almost always drunk anyway). AFter a while, Jones passed out and Jack had to drag him back to his cabin (with his cool organ) and dump him there. After this, he bouyantly bounced back to the Pearl, (now being on good terms with Jones) and went into his cabin. He looked around for his rum, then realised he couldn't drink it, then realised it was gone :-o Jack, eyes wide with anxiety, rushed down to the rum store to find that it was........it was.......COMPLETELY EMPTY!!!!! Jack yelled so loud and long that he woke the whole crew. He ran around the ship screaming and acting as though mad
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 24, 2006 18:39:33 GMT
Barbossa was sitting in his cabin, he heard Jack yelling, pleased that he had got him back he walked onto the deck and said calmly "Jaaaack, some of us have a headache (even though he was cursed!!!) what be the problem, is ol' Davy giving ye evils again?"
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 24, 2006 18:44:50 GMT
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jack answered. He grabbed him and stared into his face, then he read the smirk on Barbossa's face. "You..." he whispered, "YOU? !!!!!!!!" Jack shook him so violently that Barbossa's hat came off and so did Jack's. He pulled out his gun and shot him. seeing that this did no good, he drew his sword, having to let out his anger some how and started slashing at Barbossa, the fire of anger still burning in Jack's eyes
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 24, 2006 18:50:03 GMT
Barbossa meerly stood where he was and rolled his eyes"Arrrr Jack, ye always blame me" he shook his head and stayed where he was barely moving.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 24, 2006 18:51:36 GMT
Jack sliced Barbossa's head off and stamped on it repeatedly. "Ha! Not so 'cool' now are you you RUM MURDERER!!!" he shouted at his head
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 24, 2006 18:54:07 GMT
"Jaaaaack, the rum is free now, it can live its own life instead of being condemed to being drank by you, so who really murders the rum? Jaaaaack?" Barbossa said very quickly.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 24, 2006 19:07:46 GMT
"SHUT UP!!!" he shouted at the head beneath his feet. "That's what they're meant to be FOR! To DRINK, duh! You've just wasted my...my...my..." he trailed off into silence as silent tears welled in his eyes. He squashed Barbossa's head a bit more
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 24, 2006 19:10:49 GMT
Barbossa was bored, he wasn't really listening to Ja(aaaa)ck and thought because he was cursed he could just stay there, then he noticed his hat, he forced his way up and snatched Jack's hat from his head. "HA!" he said.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 24, 2006 19:20:53 GMT
Jack screameed and snatched it bak. He clutched at it and hugged it like a baby, then picked up Barb's head and chucked it in the sea..... "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Jack shouted after it. It was quite dark (about midnight) and Jack turned to the body of Barbossa and grinned. "You look MUCH better mate," he said as he put his fabulous hat back on. Then he picked up Barbossa's hat and stuck it back on Barbossa's severed neck. Barbossa was now as tall as Jack. Jack grinned as he noticed this - he had never liked the fact that his first mate was taller than him but now it made him fell better to see Barbossa in this shameful state and he laughed. >: ) *evil smile* (btw the rest of the crew are in their quaters and know nothing of what is happening.)
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 25, 2006 19:27:48 GMT
Barbossa's head was in the sea, he rolled his eyes as he floated on the waves. A ship was nearing and it picked him up in a net. As his head hit the deck the sailors on the boat jumped back. Barbossa looked at them and said "Aaaaaaarrrrr, take me back to the Pearl!" the sailors stood staring for a minute, then because they were scared, decided to obey his orders. As they started sailing towards the Pearl, the captain of the ship carried Barbossa's head under his arm and he smiled evilly...
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 25, 2006 19:36:28 GMT
Jack, meanwhile, was staring out to sea through the sea mist, then, through the mist, saw the outline of a small ship nearing the Pearl's massive starboard side. Jack called Will and said "Boy, go down and greet our guests..." he said. Will glowered then obeyed and swung himself down the side on the chain of the anchor. Jack couldn't see the proceedings, but saw Barbossa's head being chucked up on deck. Shortly after this, Will reappeared and shrugged then went back to his quaters. Meanwhile, Jack stared at Barbossa's head on the deck...
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 25, 2006 19:42:45 GMT
"Aaaaaaaarrrrr, come ere!" he said to his stationary body, which now lurched foward towards it's head, but it walked into the mast and fell over. "YOU STUPID MONGREL!" shouted his head, the body stood up drunkenly and tripped over itself and fell into Jack, then bounced off him on top of the head. A series of swear words and shouting issued from under the body. Then it lifted itself up and stuck his head back on his body. Head now firmly in place, Barbossa said "Aaaaaaarrrrrrr, that wasn't easy, especially being cursed an' all."
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 25, 2006 20:04:48 GMT
Jack stared in amazement at Barbossa. He half wished that he hadnt come back, because he liked being taller than him, but on the other hand, he kinda liked Barbossa very deep, DEEP down. Then he said "I still don't believe that you didn't kill my rum," in a skeptical voice and walked away ands picked up Barbossa's hat on the way and chucked that overboard as well.
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 26, 2006 18:06:53 GMT
Barbossa felt like exploding, he walked up behind Jack and grabbed his hat as well, and placed it on his head looking proud:)
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