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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 15, 2006 20:23:55 GMT
Captain Jack stood on Hawaii bay, looking around. The island was beautiful, and it had a small market to buy supplies for the ship. Jack saw Barbossa near by and walked in his usual manner up to him.
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 15, 2006 20:33:13 GMT
Barbossa saw Jack walking towards him and turned to him, expecting the usual drunken chat, preparing his mind for a long confusing speech about searching for some untold treasure at the new market, he knew if Jack did go into 'speech mode' that he would not understand any of it and that would make the conversation even longer, all he could do was hope that it would be fast so he could get lost in the market and away from the crew that was no longer his loyal, cursed, scurvy seadogs that had surved him, he opened his mouth for the awaiting complecated chat, "What will we be searching for in this market, Captain?" it pained him to call this man captain, but it was either that or find another ship, and he wasn't about to do that.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 15, 2006 20:45:34 GMT
Jack ignored barbossa's first sentence and let out his big long rummy speech - "Barb me boy, what do keys do?"
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 15, 2006 20:47:13 GMT
Barbossa rolled his eyes and sighed at the stupidness of Jack's question, "Jack, I'm not an idiot" he said.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 15, 2006 20:48:55 GMT
Jack asked again - "What do keys do???" he said, in Barbossa's face
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 15, 2006 20:51:13 GMT
Barbossa once again rolled his eyes, and spoke as if he were a teenager being told of by his mother, telling him what he thought Jack wanted to hear "They unlock things" Barbossa said as he backed his head away from the foul stench of Jack's breath.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 15, 2006 20:52:33 GMT
Jack opened his mouth and tilted his head up as though about to nod, and as he nodded he said "No!"
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 15, 2006 20:55:05 GMT
Barbossa shrugged, not really caring that he had got the answer wrong in Jack's head (a very mixed up place!) "fine, what *do* keys do?" he asked once again not really caring about the answer.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 15, 2006 20:57:34 GMT
"A key is a means of getting to something, and seeing as we don't have the key, we cannot get to said key unlocks. so we must first find the key to said shiny thing, savvy?" said Jack as though it was a really easy question to answer
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 15, 2006 21:00:16 GMT
Barbossa looked extremly puzzled and look at Jack as if he was mad, which honestly (and coming from Barbossa was not entirely honest!) he was but ye know.... "So this shiny thing...." Barbossa said, slightly interested.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 15, 2006 21:02:13 GMT
"It's not relevant," said jack dismissivly, "What matters is the key..." said Jack wisely
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 15, 2006 21:05:32 GMT
"So" Barbossa continued, trying to hurry up the conversation so he could get down to some honest, solo, pirating (!!!) "We need this?" He asked holding up the cloth with the picture of the key on it.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 15, 2006 21:09:40 GMT
"No," said Jack slowly, "That is merely a PICTURE of a key......... What we are looking for is THE key... So that is why we are here - to find THE key!" said Jack brightly, and grinned at him then sloped over into the jungle, and turned around and shouted back to Barbossa, "Come on then you scallywag!"
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 15, 2006 21:18:30 GMT
Barbossa groaned at having to go with Jack, he would much rather have gone off on his own to have fun, but he decided that going with Jack could be fun, watching a drunk pirate searching for something which they had no idea even existed (nobody was really listening to Jack's speech) sounded like a bit of fun.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 15, 2006 21:24:28 GMT
Jack was kind of hyper today and grinned at Barbossa as he approached (he was only pretending to be drunk MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) he and Barbossa walked into the jungle, Jack in the lead, following his compass. After what seemed hours Jack seemed to find something at last!!! and ordered Barbossa to dig, turned around to see that he was gone, and just said "meh, " and did the digging himself.
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