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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 15, 2006 21:32:08 GMT
meanwhile, Barbossa had ventured off on his own, getting bored of Jack's annoying drunk walk, he had nearly reached the market when he saw Jack -the monkey! "Arrr, you got bored as well?" the monkey meerly screeched back and hopped onto its masters shoulder, Barbossa happy to have Jack (he relly wished he he hadn't called the monkey Jack now, not only was it annoying and confusing, but a recent visit to the vet (Tia Dalma) revealed that Jack the monkey was infact a girl!!!) Barbossa saw a little pouch rattling with coins half-hanging out of somebody's pocket, he thought it was only polite to take it, and decided to treat himself at the market.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 15, 2006 21:42:07 GMT
Meanwhile, Jack had found something!!!!!!!!! A HORSE! yes A HORSE! it had galloped next to Jack and nuzzled him - a glossy black stallion. Jack said "Hm, you're a pretty lad!" and decided to 'look after' this horse "...take him off y'r hands for a bit, " he murmered. The horse stood loyally next to Jack as he continued to dig. All it was, was a rum bottle. "Well, what luck!" said Jack, taking a swig. He mustn't get drunk...yet! The stallion was saddled amazingly, and Jack mounted him and galloped away towards the market. On the way, he discovered a body in a river face down. He was wearing riding clothes... "Unlucky mate, " he murmured to him, and took off again. He burst into the middle of the market astride the new stallion "Rum!" shouted Jack. "No, not that rum he said irritably to a man who offered him a bottle "my horse!" but took the rum from the man anyway. Jack spotted Barbossa at a stall with his annoying monkey, and rode over.
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 16, 2006 9:02:45 GMT
Barbossa turned hearing a galloping sound coming closer and was shocked to see Jack riding the stallion, Jack the monkey saw as well and imediatly screeched at the horse, before deciding that it was to big to be messed with and she then hid underneath her masters hat. "Arrr where did ye get that stallion?" he asked.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 16, 2006 9:12:31 GMT
Jack looked superiorly down at his 1st mate and said "Just came across 'im, mate" evasively. Then dismounted and stood next to Barbossa and said "We need more rum! Load it on to the horse" he gestured at Rum the horse. then lead his horse to a rum selling store and rubbed his hands together with delight. "How much for all you've got?" he asked the merchant, squinting at him. The merchant replied "100 shillings" looking sly. Jack considered for a moment, then got out his gun and shot him. People all around stared, Jack said to them at large, "as you were ladies and gents" then began packing the rum on to Rum the horse. Everyone merely shrugged and carried on as usual. The other rum selling stalls tried to look invisible as Jack passed them on the way back to Barbossa,. who should of, by now, bought (or stolen) some rum...
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 16, 2006 9:17:57 GMT
Barbossa hadn't bought any rum, he knew his captain was probably expecting most of the crew to steal him 'a little present' but Barbossa was looking for something, he didn't know if he would recognize it even if he did find it, or what he would do with it if there was even the slightest chance that he could get hold of it, but nevertheless this was what was plaguing his mind, not the captains feeble desire for rum, Barbossa could tell that Jack was not focused on him and tried to slip away like the pirate he is.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 16, 2006 9:25:18 GMT
Jack shouted back at the rest of his crew to stock up on rum! By the time he turned to talk to Barbossa, he was gone. "Scurvy dog" he shouted to him, though he couldnt see him :S. Jack took Rum the horse back to the ship and stocked the rum, then went back to pillage the market of all the rum in the place. He gathered his crew around him and told them all to get ready for a big raid. They cheered and Jack grinned then said "Go on then you rum drunk dogs!" and they all screamed as they ran towards the rum stores. All the owners of the rum stores fled screaming as the pirates sacked their stores. Jack noticed that Barbossa wasn't there to enjoy the plunder, but shrugged it off and proceeded to drink rum madly. He was soon veryyyyyyyyyyy drunk
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 16, 2006 9:33:45 GMT
Meanwhile...Barbossa had been searching the market it had taken him ages to find anything, but the idea of regaining that one item he had been searching for for so long had kept him going and at last he had found it, he decided to barter a few other things to take the captain and crews attention away from his 'precious'. He returned to the ship to find that most of the crew were back, but all those in sight were extremely drunk, he decided that after a long day that it was only fair to drink some of the surrounding rum, to spare the others of a worse hangover of course, just as he finished his second bottle the rest of the missing crew returned, it didn't look like they were going to set sail tonight, not a single sober pirate was in sight.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 16, 2006 9:38:34 GMT
Jack was lying flat out on the floor singing YOHO YOHO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR MEEEEEEE!!! VERY loudly and as he said MEEEEEEE!!! he stood up drunkenly and started dancing the tango with Barbossa. He then snatched a bootle from the floor and drank it in one, then said to Barbossa ".....I aLwAyS lIkEd YoU..." before collapsing on him snoring loaudly
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 16, 2006 9:41:44 GMT
Barbossa rolled his eyes, and let Jack collapse on the floor once again, he then bent down picked the bottle of rum that was in Jack's hand and promptly drank it, and threw the bottle over the starboard side when he saw Jack stirring.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 16, 2006 9:43:54 GMT
Jack shouted something thats ounded like "rum minci minci, rum winci winci!" and amazingly stood up and stole Barbossa's hat and tried it on. "Nice hat mate," he said blurrily, while handing Barbossa his own precious hat to try on (:-o
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 16, 2006 9:47:11 GMT
Barbossa looked at Jack wearing his hat, looked up and saw Jack's hat on his own head, he took it off and stared at it with an incredibly confused look on his face, he had no idea why he asked this question, but he guessed it was the rum talking, "is it just me or does your hat look like a frog?" he asked as he went cross eyed and fell over backwards.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 16, 2006 9:51:35 GMT
The crew stared at Barbossa in amazment - he was hardly EVER drunk. Jack looked bewildered to see an ostrich on his head instead of Barb's hat, but he liked the feather and decided to call it "Peachy!" he said. Then took his own hat, aparently a frog, away from Barb's snoring body and looked surprised - "welcome to the caribbean mate," he said as he took the rum bottle from Barb's hand and took a swig.
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 16, 2006 9:58:02 GMT
Barbossa felt the rum bottle dissappear from his hand and woke up, he stood up, took the bottle back, "Nah nah nah nah nah nah, NO!" he said while hugging the bottle of rum like Jack hugging his jar of dirt, "my rum!" he stated trying to walk of but falling over as he did so.
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Post by Cap'n Jack on Jul 16, 2006 10:01:57 GMT
Jack looked surprisedly at him, and took an extra large bottle of rum from his store and found Barbossa on the floor, with the crew staring at Jack's new hat. he then took a swig of the big bottle right in front of Barb's face. Jack grinned and stumbled across the deck singing loudly while dragging Barbossa on to his feet and put an arm around his shoulders.
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Post by Barbossa (inactive) on Jul 16, 2006 10:05:45 GMT
"Ya know, this reminds me of something...." Barbossa stared at the sky then suddenly jerked his head back towards Jack and sang "Amooooouuuuur...." a random person's head appears in the corner and says "they're gonna sing badly in spanish for the next half hour" Barbossa looked at the random person and said "bugger off!"
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